It’s Bearly time for a swim

The Jefferson County High School JROTC was having a swim party. They were able to rent the pool at the Chalet Village which is a vacation/resort get away in the Great Smoky Mountains. Just as the group and their friends were ready to dive into the pool, the party was crashed. Not by a bear, but by 7 bears. It was like the bear vacation. In the video below, the bears meandered across the tennis court and easily climbed the fences and entered the various pools. The bears seemed to be having a good time and wrestled a little with each other or just lollygagged in the water while the high schoolers watched amazed and then less than happy as their time was being taken by mother nature. “Right place at the right time I guess,” said Michelle Johnson. “They’re in the tennis court, they’re in the pool. Carla’s really brave, she saved our food.” “The guys at Chalet Village said they had never seen so many at one time.” “Black bears in the Great Smoky Mountains are beautiful but please be respectful, keep your distance, and don’t feed them.”

 

Pool Parties are a joke

What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool?
Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee

In some places in America, you can still eat indoors in restaurants…
You have to wear a mask when you walk in. Once you are seated you can take off your mask.
Isn’t that a bit like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
A pacifish

What’s the best thing about a swimming pool bar?
There’s never a line for the bathroom.

 

May 28th Birthdays

1944 – Glays Knight, 1988 – Jessica Rothe, 1984 – Beth Allen, 1996 – Cary Mulligan

1995 – Lucas Gage, 1979 – Jake Johnson, 1972 – Marco Rubio, 1986 – Michael Oher

 

Morning Motivator:

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending, he turned into a butterfly.

 

Bearing the last resort