Fast food truths
Fast food usually tastes good and saves time, but what are you really eating? McDonald’s says its patties are 100% beef, but nothing says that it all has to come from the same cow. David Whipple forgot a hamburger in his coat pocket … in 1999. He showed it on TV 14 years later and it still looked edible. McDonald’s patty comes from a cow, but Taco Bell’s filling is no longer called meat after a lawsuit proving it was mostly grain. Just this month it was revealed that Subway’s Tuna Sandwich, the flagship of their weight loss line, does not have any tuna in it. The lab tests didn’t find a single trace of tuna DNA. Then again, this is the same company whose bread is so sweet that it can’t legally be called “bread” in Ireland. Alright, you’ll just get a salad. The salads from many fast food restaurants are drenched in so much dressing, cheese, and meat that they usually contain more fat than the standard sandwiches. McD’s Southwest salad contained 21 grams of fat. That’s twice as much fat as in a Big Mac. Sadly, there is nothing you can eat with zero calories, but if time is of the essence…
It may be fast, but is it…
Apparently, there’s a beef shortage on the rise.
Good news is fast food restaurants shouldn’t be affected.
I wanted to get healthier
So, I gave up alcohol, pizza, fast food, junk food, and chocolate.
So far, I’ve lost 10 pounds and my will to live.
Have you heard the movie that they’re making about fast food?
It’s getting filmed in Greece.
What is a Pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant?
…Long John Silvers. Most probably thought I was gonna say “Arrrrby’s.”
June 25th Birthdays
1972 – Angela Kinsley, 1982 – Jamie Genevieve, 1975 – Linda Cardellini, 1980 – Busy Phllips
1964 – Dell Curry, 1903 – George Orwell, 1951 – Lee Wilkof, 1986 – Charlie Davies
Morning Motivator:
If you think you are too small to make a difference, then try spending a night in a closed room with a mosquito.