Do you smell chicken fat?

In the middle of Monday afternoon police in New Albany, Mississippi investigated an auto accident where a car had spun out and off the road. The investigating officer reported that the road was very slippery in spots. “When officers arrived, they found a considerable amount of liquid on the roadway, causing a very slippery condition,” Chief Whiteside explained. Police, paramedics, and firefighters responding to the accident and calls about oily roads began to pour in. It seems a truck was carrying chicken fat to a bio diesel facility to be used as a biofuel. Apparently, during loading they left the top hatch of the truck open. “When the truck would stop and start at lights significant amounts of product would splash from the trailer and out on the ground.” In all, Whiteside estimated that at least 500 gallons of chicken fat may have ended up on area roads. In the short term, sand and dirt were spread on the slick patches to make them less slippery and lime was added to deal with the smell until cleanup crews came out to wash away the whole mess. The fat clean up crew included the Mississippi DOT, the bio diesel facility, county officials, and the trucking company. It reportedly continued late into the evening.

 

Fat is where it is at

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.

Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.

If you weigh 200 pounds on the Earth it is only 76 pounds on the Mars, this means you are not fat but you are just on the wrong planet.

 

August 20th Birthdays

1975 – Amy Adams , 1996 – Liana Liberato, 1983 – Meghan Ory, 1994 – Kimmy Jimenez

1975 – Misha Collins, 1982 – Ben Barnes, 1986 – Brent Dugherty, 1980 – Andrew Garfield

 

Morning Motivator:

Hope is the anchor for the soul.

 

Slip sliden away