Help Redeem public education
The crisis in education has reached criminal proportions. Not only are children not learning their proscribed lessons, they do not appear to have any common sense. The sad result of the combination of non-teaching teachers and social promotion has led to a totally embarrassing criminal class:
A bumbling California bank robber couldn’t even wait a day before he came back to the same branch he allegedly just robbed. Samuel Brown, 33, was busted after he tried to rob the same Fountain Valley Chase bank two days in a row. The San Diego resident took off with “a large amount of cash” after he slipped a stickup note to a teller at the Newhope Street Chase Bank Monday. That went so well, Brown, came back to the bank the next morning and tried to rob it again. Staff and police immediately recognized him. He was arrested without incident. Brown had an outstanding arrest warrant and a rap sheet that included previous robbery convictions in San Diego, police stated.
A 17-year-old broke into an office furniture store one night to steal some items. He spent five hours there, doing what?? Well, for one thing, he tried to sell some stolen property using the store’s computer. He also viewed pornography. But the thing that gave him away was that he logged into his social media account. That didn’t make it hard for the police to identify him.
Joey Miller and Matthew McNelly -These men didn’t use the masks, hoods or balaclavas typical of most criminals, but instead chose to draw on their faces with permanent marker. While it may have made them hard to recognize during the crime, permanent marker is, as the name suggests, notoriously hard to remove, which left the men extremely easy to identify when the police were looking for the culprits. The dumb stunt earned the duo the nickname “dumb and dumber.”
An 18-year-old man named Ruben Zarate attempted to rob a muffler shop in Chicago. After demanding money, he was told that most of the cash was stored in a safe that could only be opened by the manager, who wasn’t scheduled to come in until a few hours later. To have himself some trouble, Zarate left his cell phone number for the store to call him back once the manager arrived. Of course, the store first called the police and then called Zarate back. When he came back and noticed the police were waiting for him, he engaged in a brief shootout with the cops before eventually being arrested.
Criminal Conspiracies
A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room.
He says to the police officer, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
“You are the lawyer,” says the policeman.
“Exactly, so where’s my present?”
Arguing with a woman is like being arrested…
Everything you say can and will be used against you.
A Muslim woman is getting arrested. The police officer handcuffs her and says, “You have the right to remain silent.”
She suddenly starts laughing. The shocked officer asks, “What is so funny?”
“Why, you see, I’m just happy to finally have a right!”
I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician!
I was just sitting there doing nothing!
September 2nd Birthdays
1948 – Krista McAuliffe, 1955 – Linda Purl, 1966 – Salma Hayek, 1987 – Spencer Smith
1964 – Keanu Reeves, 1948 – Terry Bradshaw, 1951 – Mark Harmon, 1952 – Jimmy Connors
Morning Motivator:
Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.