October 22 Humor

* As a worker at Walt Disney world in Florida one of my jobs was to empty the garbage cans in front of the castle several times a day. One afternoon as I dumped the barrel into my cart I heard a little girl ask her mother, “Who is that lady?”  The mother thought for a minute and answered “Why Honey, that must be Cinderella.”

* Watching a particularly romantic ending to a Disney animated video, my five-year-old sghed. “I hope I meet my prince someday,” she said wistfully . “Of course you will,” I reassured her. “You know, I met my prince the day I met your daddy.” puzzled she turned to me and said,  “Who was  he?”

@ Did You hear about that guy who shipped himself in a crate from New York to Dallas? You know the worst part? He had to change crates in Atlanta.