December 5 Humor

Do you know how Columbus discovered America? He was drawn to the lights from the Indian casinos.

A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at the blood bank to make a donation. Afterward, he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American. The tourist struck up a conversation and asked. “Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?”  “Yes,” the man replied. “Are you a full-blooded Sioux?”  “Well, actually, no.” said the man. “Right now I am a pint low.”

After rollerblading up and down a crowded boardwalk in San Diego, I sat down to rest and observe passers by. I watched the young father riding a bicycle with his son strapped snugly into the seat behind him. The back of the baby seat was this sign: “My dad is single. To meet him call 901-555-1234.”