December 10 Humor

# A10 year old girl asked and received help from the librarian to use the computer catalog. Little while later the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell “tequila. ”  “T-e-q-u-i-l-a,”  the girl thanked her and went back to the search. A short time later she came to the desk looking distraught. “I just can’t find it,” she said. “What book are you looking for, honey?”  the librarian  asked. The little girl replied, “Tequila Mockingbird.”

# As an elementary school librarian, I often help children find information for classroom projects. Once, a second grader came in to find biographical facts about Wolfgang, Amadeus Mozart. I handed her a reference book and then left to help other children. Later I saw that she had been printed her first fact in her notebook: “Mozart was part of the Wolf gang.”

* Don’t fall for this scam: there is no such thing as a free range Christmas tree I paid an extra $50 to get one. I think I did something else stupid. I bought my Christmas tree… I let the salesmen talk me into the extended warranty.