December 14 Humor
* It had been a tough time to sell houses and real buyers were few and far between. The agent had a live one with preapproved financing walking around the property and smiling at nearly everything. They walked outside and she pointed out the nice lawn and the flowers and the shed at the back of the property. The client followed the agent as she opened the shed doors saying, “Look at all this space.” As she did, a mouse ran out of the shed followed quickly be a bigger rat, right across the prospects feet. The agent responded with, “And just think what a good time your cat will have here too.”
* As a representative for a major appliance company I called on one of my retail accounts. A couple at the store was interested in the refrigerator and approached me for information. I offered my assistance and I pitched our product. Soon afterwards I left and I made a stop at another retail store nearby. In about half an hour, the same husband and wife walked in for comparison shopping. The salespeople were all busy, so I answered the couple’s questions. When I finished the wife said, “you know, there’s a salesman across the street who looks just like you.” “That’s my twin Brother” I teased her. “Well, she replied, “when we’re ready to buy, we’re coming back to see you. We like you a lot better than your brother.”
@ My husband is so excited when he watches sports on TV. He thinks that if he yells he can help this team. When the score is close, he coaches the players from our living room, and if the game is really going badly, I have to get off the phone in case the coach calls looking for advice.