January 31 Humor

* “Why do cowboys wear their Stetson hats pushed up on the sides?”  “I don’t know Jake, why?”   “So that three people can fit in the pickup truck.”

@ A grandmother was upset because none of her grandchildren ever sent her a thank you note for their Christmas gifts. In next year, things were different. “The children came over in person to thank me,” the grandmother told a friend triumphantly. “How wonderful,” the friend explained, “what do you think caused this change in behavior?” “Oh, that’s easy,” the grandmother replied. “This year I didn’t sign the checks.”

@ Closing out my account with a local credit union, the teller had me sign some forms and then handed me a check for the balance. I told her I would like to cash it immediately. “Oh, no,” she replied. “You don’t have an account here.”