February 9 Humor

* Two senior farmers were talking over the fence. The first neighbor said, “I sure don’t think much of the weather prophet the government’s got on the radio, do you?”   “Well let’s not do any complaining about it. Just think how bad it would be if the government started regulatin’ the weather instead of just predictin’ it.”

# The environmental science class was taking a walk through the local arboretum as the teacher pointed out all the tree types and the details of how nature was getting ready for the winter season. The teacher turned to the class and asked, “Can anyone tell me what we might expect to see here in another 50 years?” One young lady volunteered, “A shopping center?”

@ Did you notice last summer that Cuba did not have an Olympic rowing team? That’s because every Cuban who knows how to row already lives in Florida.