February 21 Humor

* A very native American looking man was walking around Washington DC looking like a tourist. An amiable fellow asked him where he was visiting from. The Indian said he was from Oklahoma. The resident asked, “How do you like our city?” The chief looked around and asked “How do you like our country?”

* Do you know the difference between Washington and Las Vegas? In Las Vegas the drunks gamble with their own money.

@ We had made some changes in our life. My husband had recently lost 50 pounds and I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home from my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug and he clung to me for much longer than usual. I asked, “Did you miss me that much today, dear?” He said, “No but you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go.”