July 23 Humor

My new secretary presented a letter for me to sign near the end of the day. Unfortunately, I found a mistake in it. I signed it and gave back to her anyway to be mailed, but she did not want to have it go out that way and reran the letter. When I came back to the office, there was the letter with a post it note on it marked “Please Resign.”   

# My son came to me looking for some jobs to do around the house in order to make some money. He asked, “What jobs can I do Dad?”   “I can’t think of anything.”  My son asked, “Then will you put me on welfare.”

@ You know your child is watching way too much TV when they are asked what sound a duck makes and they say “AFLAC.”