August 2 Humor

@ John Kennedy was campaigning in a small Midwestern town and after a short speech took some time to shake hands and sign autographs. A line formed and a little red haired boy came through the line looking familiar. The president asked him, “Say, didn’t I sign this for you before?”  “Yes you did,” the boy said, “But I was hoping you could write a little plainer this time.”

@ A father was berating his son who was reluctant to do his homework. “When Abraham Lincoln was your age,” the father lectured,  “He would  walk 10 miles to school every day and then studied by the light of the fire in his log cabin.” “So what,” the boy rejoined. “When John Kennedy was your age, he was president.”

# One day as I was getting dressed, my dog grabbed my shirt off the bed and ran off with it, I chased the dog down the hall and down the stairs, but when I hit the throw rug I slipped and slid through the closed screen door and ended up sitting on the porch step in my underwear. Just as I was landing the mailman was walking up to deliver. He looked at me for a second and said, “I don’t know what kind of mail you were expecting, but it must be really important.”