August 20 Humor

@ “We cannot bring prosperity by discouraging thrift. We cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. We cannot help small men by tearing down big men. We cannot help the poor by punishing the rich. We cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. We cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than our income.” – Abe Lincoln.

@ I worked myself up from nothing state of extreme poverty. Grouch Marx

# The topic of the morning radio show was memorable moments from your first day of school. One girl called in and gave an eloquent report about her first day of school. Impressed the radio guy asked her how old she was. “12.” answered the vivacious girl. “And what year are you in?” The girl answered,  “2013.”