August 24 Humor

* In Alaska there came a question from a young polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course son you are all polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and your mother is purebred and her parents were purebred polar bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes he took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It is a miracle.” “Not really.” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, he was bundled in two sweaters inside a thick rain coat. But even so, he still looked wet and bedraggled. As he unwound his scarf he said to the baker, “May I have two bagels to go, please?” The baker looked in astonishment, “Two bagels? Nothing more?” “That’s right,” answered the little man. “One for me and one for Gladys.”  “Gladys is your wife?” asked the baker. The little man replied,  “Do you think, my mother would send me out on a night like this?”