September 15 Humor

* Socialite A: “Darling, I read your book last night. Who wrote it for you?    Socialite author: “I am so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?”

@ A typo in the Sacramento Bee said “In some editions of today’s food section the incorrect number of jalapeno peppers was given for Elaine Corn’s Southwestern Chicken Salad recipe recipe. The recipe should call for 2 not 21 jalapeno peppers”.

@ While we vacationed in Maine I went down to the general store top get a paper. Unfamiliar with the various editions I asked the proprietor if this was the morning or the evening paper? He replied, “Son, the papers up here are delivered once a day, If you read it in the morning it is the morning paper and if your read it at night it is the evening paper.”