September 16 Humor

@ Two senior men were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room. One man turned to the other as they stared at the Overhead TV screen and Said, “I used to watch Golf all the time on TV, but the doctor said I needed more exercise, so now I watch tennis.”

# A Texan was trying to impress a Bostonian that the heroes of the Alamo were better than anyone else. Tex said, “I bet your never had anyone nearly as brave around Boston.” The Bostonian asked, “Have you ever heard of Paul Revere?” “Paul Revere, isn’t he the guy that ran for help?”

% I got mugged by a magician. It’s not funny he took my wallet, my watch, in even the silver dollar I had behind my ear.