May 1 Humor

* On his first trip to the top of the Empire State building a small boy stood quietly by his father as the elevator kept going: up and up and up. Finally he looked at his father and asked, “Dad, does God know we’re coming?”

# Maybe rain or sleet or snow will not delay the mail but there are some other factors like lack of faith in the system. I listened as the man ahead of me was getting forms for temporarily stopping the mail delivery and a change of address. “When you have them filled out,” suggested the postal clerk, “bring them back to the post office personally so they don’t get lost in the mail.”

* As the stranger enters a country store he spots a sign saying “beware of dog.” Inside he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor. “Is that the dog were supposed to be aware of?” He asked the owner. “That’s him,” comes the reply. “He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign.” “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”