December 10 Humor

 Don’t fall for this scam: there is no such thing as a free range Christmas tree I paid an extra $50 to get one. I think I did something else stupid. I bought my Christmas tree and I let the salesmen talk me into the extended warranty.

A 10 year old girl asked and received help from the library and to use the computer catalog. Little while later the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell “tequila. “T-e-q-u-i-l-a,”  the girl thanked her and went back to the search. Short time later she came to the desk looking distraught. “I just can’t find it,” she said. “What book are you looking for, honey?”  the librarian  asked. The little girl replied, “Tequila Mockingbird.”

Last Christmas, I got no respect. In my stocking, I got odor eaters