A Bandanna would be enough

A Bandanna would be enough

It was a slow day in the Sheetz gas station/market in Louisa, Virginia on Saturday. Just regular folks getting gas and picking up a few snacks. Then, in walked two people whose heads were covered with watermelons and guns in hand. While everyone was scared, they could not run or hide as they had to watch the show. The robbery went pretty smoothly and the perp’s jumped into a black Toyota pick up they had stolen. “A couple of melon heads out for a robbery,” said the police. “I think it’s ridiculous,” a lady customer said. “Innovative but ridiculous. The amount of work that you have to do to actually hollow out a watermelon to stick it on your head, I think, is kind of crazy.” One of the fruity juveniles has been arrested and his female accomplice is being sought. At least they were covering their faces.

Juicy Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?
Plant it in the spring.

You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.

My vegetable stand business has gone into liquidation.
I now sell smoothies.

When do you start on red and stop on green?
When you’re eating a watermelon!