* Two Kentucky men tied a chain around an ATM and then to the back bumper of their truck. The ATM didn’t budge but it did tear the bumper off of the truck the bumper complete with license plate. The police later found the evidence at the scene.
+ During a break at work a friend was reading the super scary Stephen King book: Pet Sematary. I had just finished the book myself and asked, “How can you stand to read such a scary book?” She replied, “I close my eyes during the scary parts.”
+ Socialite A: “Darling, I read your book last night. Who wrote it for you? ” Socialite author: “I am so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?”