April 13 Humor

 + I walked into the music store to buy a CD of Rachmoinoff’s Second Piano Concerto. I found the hip-hop, the R&B, the country and jazz sections of the store, but no area where I might find a Rachmoinoff CD. “Excuse me,” I said to the young clerk. “Do You have a classical section?”  After a brief hesitation she asked, “You mean, like Elvis?”

 # My wife and I were playing trivia for dummies when she amazed me by answering correctly that there are seven rays in the crown of the Statue of Liberty. “How in the world did you know that?” I asked. Rolling her eyes, she answered, “Duuuuh, the seven original colonies.”

 # Wending his way through the office cubicles my son Mike spotted one of his employees playing a video game on the computer. “Why aren’t you working?” Mike asked him. The employee had an excellent excuse: “I didn’t see you coming.”