April 13th Jokes

# Wending his way through the office cubicles my son Mike spotted one of his employees playing a video game on the computer. “Why aren’t you working?” Mike asked him. The employee had an excellent excuse: “I didn’t see you coming.”

# My wife and I were playing trivia for dummies when she amazed me by answering correctly that there are seven rays in the crown of the Statue of Liberty. “How in the world did you know that?” I asked. Rolling her eyes, she answered, “Duuuuh, the seven original colonies.”

Receptionist: “Did someone around here lose a roll of money with a red rubber band around it.”   Clerk: “Yes, I did.”     Receptionist: “Well, here is the rubber band.”