April 14th Jokes

* My college roommate came in from his English midterm looking upset. “How did it go?” I asked. Throwing down his book bag, he said, “Does F-A-L-E mean anything to you?”

# My husband and I often record TV programs and watch them later. One day my son and his expectant wife were over and my son asked, “If Judy goes to the hospital on superbowl Sunday will you record it for me.”  I protested that I don’t like football and I could not record the game. “No” he replied, “record the delivery.”

Q: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?
A: In a hockey game, the fights are real.