April 15th Jokes

I had just spent 3 hours arguing with the bureau of motor vehicles while waiting in several lines and on the way home I stopped at the sporting goods store to get something for my son. I approached the register with the baseball bat and the clerk asked, “Cash or charge?” I snapped “Cash” at her and then apologizing for my tone explained I had just been mistreated at the License bureau. Giving me my change she asked, “Do you want this in a bag or are you going right back there.”

# The United States is the only country in the world where a woman hires a cleaning lady to take care of her house so she can volunteer at the day care where the cleaning lady leaves her children.

@  “Did that new medicine you got your aunt cure her?”  “Oh no, She read the safety sheet in the package and got two more diseases.”