April 16th Jokes

* Gus,” said Bill as he ran up to them on the way back to the camp. “Are all the rest of the boys out of the woods yet?”   “Yes,” said Gus. “All six of them?” “Yes, all six of them.”   “And they are all safe?”   “They are all safe.” Gus answered.   “Then,” said Bill, his chest swelling, “I think I shot a deer.”

+ A young man returning a library book about movie stars of the silent film era opened it to a photograph of the vamp queen Theda Bara and pointed. “Was she really a sex symbol in the 1920’s,” he asked?  “Yes, she was,”  the librarian answered. The teenager studied the photograph. “Boy,” he said finally, “no wonder you people had a depression.”

* A robbery duo in Michigan entered a store and spastically waved their pistols around. The first robber shouted, “Nobody move!” In a second in the corner of his eye he noticed a motion he turned and fired shooting is fidgety partner.