April 18th Jokes

+ While unloading the laundry from the dryer, I discovered that my son’s red crayon was in the batch and had melted all over the white uniforms and underwear. As I feverishly scrubbed the clothing, my son came by and I explained what it happened. He said to me, “Don’t worry, mom I have another red crayon.”

@ Zeke asked Buck, “Were you ever married.”  “Sure was, but my wife ran away on me.” “How did that happen?”  “She ran away while I was taken a bath.” Zeke offered. “I bet she waited a long time for that opportunity.”

* Confidence:  that quality which permits an individual to do crossword puzzles with a magic marker.