April 18th Jokes

+ My brother Dan had returned home from Marquette University in Milwaukee with his dirty laundry one time too many. My mother caught him trying to sneak his clothes in the back door. “Let me guess,” she said. “All the machines in your dorm broke down again?” “Worse than that,” he replied. “Milwaukee ran out of quarters.”

+ While unloading the laundry from the dryer, I discovered that my son’s red crayon was in the batch and had melted all over the white uniforms and underwear. As I feverishly scrubbed the clothing, my son came by and I explained what it happened. He said to me, “Don’t worry, mom I have another red crayon.”

At the Mexican border authorities have uncovered a massive underground drug smuggling tunnel snaking through the US-Mexico border. Law enforcement officers marveled at its sophistication. The elaborate tunnel had framed sidewalls, electricity, and its own Starbucks.