April 1st Jokes

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.

A nun tells other nuns about how she was attacked the night before. She explains her escape, “I stopped and pulled my dress up.”  Shocked, the other nuns ask, “And then what?”  “He pulled his pants down,” the nun replies, “And then I ran. A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down.”

@  The judge had gotten involved with the testimony dealing with a cantankerous Kentucky Colonel. Unable to get straight answers from the man the judge said: “They call you a Colonel, what regiment were you in?” The man drawled, “Wall, you see the Colonel in front of my name is like the honorable in front of your name it don’t mean nothin’.”