April 2 Humor
* Victims of a home robbery in Riverview, Florida easily picked out Shawn Roberts from police photos. Turns out, there aren’t too many other people with a map of Florida tattooed on their face. Roberts is still pleading not guilty.
@ A man and a woman met on the internet and then courted and got married. There is a problem though, every time he is on the internet she is afraid he is cheating on her.
@ “Mother”, said the teenage daughter, “What was the name of the boy I met vacation?” “Which one, dear”, The mother asked. “You know, the one I couldn’t live without.”