April 20th Jokes

A Texan died and went to the pearly gates. After a few days in heaven his bragging was getting on everyone’s nerves. No matter where he went in paradise he always said Texas had something better. Finally, Saint Peter took him to the edge of heaven and pointed straight down into the fiery depths of hell and asked, “Do you have something like that in Texas?” “No sir,” the oilman replied, “but we have some guys down in Houston who can put it out.”

# I love my Radiologist, he has an X ray of his family in his waiting room.

+ The topic of the morning radio show was memorable moments from your first day of school. One girl called in and gave an eloquent report about her first day of school. Impressed the radio guy asked her how old she was. “12”, answered the vivacious girl. “And what year are you in?”  The girl answered,  “2015.”