April 23 Humor

 * If all the world is a stage shouldn’t we all be wearing makeup?

 # A typo in the Sacramento Bee said “In some editions of today’s food section the incorrect number of jalapeno peppers was given for Elaine Corn’s southwestern chicken salad recipe. The recipe should call for 2 not 21 jalapeno peppers.”

 + I am an elementary school teacher and left handed. One day one of my students was mesmerized watching me write. He then questioned, “Mrs. B, do you know your arms are on backward?”