April 26th Jokes

weather prophet the government’s got on the radio, do you?”   “Well let’s not do any complaining about it. Just think how bad it would be if the government started regulatin’ the weather instead of just predictin’ it.”

* Minister: “I’m sorry I didn’t see you at church yesterday, Fergus.”  Fergus: “Well you see the weather was so bad it was not fit to turn out a dog. but I sent my wife, sir.”

Sam showed up at a revival meeting seeking help. “I need you to pray for my hearing,”  he tells the preacher. The preacher calls him up to the front and puts his fingers in the Sam’s ears and prays and prays and prays. When he is done praying, he asks Sam, “How is your hearing now?” “I don’t know.” says Sam. “I don’t go to court on till next Tuesday.”