April 26th Jokes

“You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.” Homer Simpson

Scientists in Stockholm say hundreds of jellyfish have shut down a nuclear reactor. Hey, that’s nothing. In this country, a bunch of spineless jellyfish have shut down the entire government.

MLB’s Adam Jones said “baseball is a white man’s sport.”
“Que loco!” responded about half the Major League players.