April 30 Humor

* There is a law in Kansas to avoid train accidents. “When two trains approach each other at a crossing they shall both come to a full stop and neither train shall start up again until the other train has left the crossing.”

 * A new rider ask a man on the train, “Does this train stop at 152nd Street?” The experienced hand replied, “Yes it does. Watch me and get off one stop before me.”

# Then there is the sad tale of the two story house. The real estate agent told the buyer one story before he bought it and another story after he owned it.