April 3rd Jokes

* I grew up in a non musical family, only one of our five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.

@  The angry customer at the truck stop demanded, “What do you call this slop, tea or coffee, It tastes more like gasoline.” The waitress replied, “If it  tastes like gasoline I guarantee its coffee. Our tea tastes like dishwater.”

#  Watching television make me fell really insecure. I found out that our highways are not safe, our houses are not safe, and the public parks are not safe. There is good news though, my underarms are completely protected.