April 4th Jokes

% There were two flags flying outside a San Diego press conference to announce the coming of the Moscow Circus. The tag on the Russian flag said “Made in the USA.” The tag on the American flag said “Made in China.”

An old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as she delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so she pointed to the heckler and said, “will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city.”  “Well Ms. Mayor,” the man said in a firm voice. “I voted against you in the last election.”

An old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as she delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so she pointed to the heckler and said, “will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city.”  “Well Ms. Mayor,” the man said in a firm voice. “I voted against you in the last election.”