April 6 Humor

 * What do you get when you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your truck back, your dog dries out and you stop drinking.

# Trying to give better and personalized service at our hotel we would look at the visitor’s credit card and try to address them by name reading the credit card. One Sunday night we had a bunch coming in and the girl took the card got the last name and said, “Ok, Mr. Bell, your room will be on the second floor.” The visitor interrupted and asked, “Oh please, call me Taco.”

@  My flight was delayed in Houston. Since the gate was needed for another flight, our aircraft was backed away from the terminal and we were directed to a new gate. We all found the new gate, only to discover a third gate had been designated for our plane. Finally, everyone got on board the right plane, the flight attendant announced: “We apologize for the delay. This flight is going to Washington, DC if your destination is not Washington, DC you should be deplaning at this time.”  A moment later a red-faced pilot emerged from the cockpit, carrying his bag. “Sorry,” he said “wrong plane.”