April 6 Humor

 * What do you get when you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your truck back, your dog dries out and you stop drinking.

 # Did you notice last summer that Cuba did not have an Olympic rowing team? That’s because every Cuban who knows how to row already lives in Florida.

@  Soon after my son finished pilot training for the airline he flew home to celebrate. When he got there we all hugged and congratulated him and I said let’s got all go out to dinner tonight. He declined the invitation saying he would fell conspicuous in his airline captain uniform. We suggested that he just change clothes. He said, “I can’t, the airline lost my luggage.”