April 6th Jokes

@  My flight was delayed in Houston. Since the gate was needed for another flight, our aircraft was backed away from the terminal and we were directed to a new gate. We all found the new gate, only to discover a third gate had been designated for our plane. Finally, everyone got on board the right plane, the flight attendant announced: “We apologize for the delay. This flight is going to Washington, DC if your destination is not Washington, DC you should be deplaning at this time.”  A moment later a red-faced pilot emerged from the cockpit, carrying his bag. “Sorry,” he said “wrong plane.”

@  Soon after my son finished pilot training for the airline he flew home to celebrate. When he got there we all hugged and congratulated him and I said let’s got all go out to dinner tonight. He declined the invitation saying he would fell conspicuous in his airline captain uniform. We suggested that he just change clothes. He said, “I can’t, the airline lost my luggage.”

* What do you get when you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your truck back, your dog dries out and you stop drinking.