April 6th Jokes

@  Soon after my son finished pilot training for the airline he flew home to celebrate. When he got there we all hugged and congratulated him and I said let’s got all go out to dinner tonight. He declined the invitation saying he would fell conspicuous in his airline captain uniform. We suggested that he just change clothes. He said, “I can’t, the airline lost my luggage.”

Because of electronics kids don’t play with toys anymore they observe them. They watch the toys do all the things the children would be doing if they didn’t have the toys in the first place.

My children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. The neighbors were having their roof reshingled by three burly men. As I went out to get the mail one afternoon, I heard singing, “Put together and what do you get,” from the other side of the house came a chorus of two more husky voices:  “Bibity  Bobity Boo.”