April 9 Humor

 * Our whole life was turned upside down when our first child was born. Every night, the baby would be fussy, my wife would wake me up, saying, “Get up, honey go see why the baby is crying.”  After many sleepless nights, I was telling coworkers about my dilemma, one of them suggested a book on infant massage. That night, I tried the technique, and sure enough the baby slept peacefully. But in the middle of the night, my wife woke me up. “Get up Gene, go and see why the baby is not crying.”

 # I was inspired to read the inscription above the door of the Library at the University of Colorado library; “Enter here the timeless fellowship of the human spirit.”  As I walked closer I saw a sign that said “Please use other door.”

 #  A 10 year old girl asked and received help from the librarian on how to use the computer catalog. A little while later, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell “tequila.” T-e-q-u-i-l-a,  the girl thanked her and went back to the search. A short time later she came to the desk looking distraught. “I just can’t find it,” she said.  “What book are you looking for, honey?” The librarian and asked. The little girl replied, “tequila Mockingbird.”