August 10th Humor

The judge had gotten involved with the testimony dealing with a cantankerous Kentucky Colonel. Unable to get straight answers from the man the judge said: “They call you a Colonel, what regiment were you in?” The man drawled, “Wall, you see the Colonel in front of my name is like the honorable in front of your name, it don’t mean nothin’.”

“Michael Jackson claimed that his partners would sleep in the bed, while he slept on the floor. You know, it’s the same arrangement the Clinton’s had.”

Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
They don’t become so attached to the lawyers