August 11 Humor

 @ Two teenagers were in the mall and they purchased a box or herbal tea. They looked at the box and had an idyllic scene with mountains in the distance surrounding a lake. The first girl said to the second, “that would be a wonderful place to live.” The other chimed in, “only if there was a mall nearby.”

@ Walking through a shopping mall, I noticed two women standing in front of the directory. The posted map showed the facility’s layout and had an arrow indicating “You are here.” I overheard one woman say to the other, “How do they know where we are?”

# Early in my career as a judge, I conducted hearings for those involuntarily committed to our state psychiatric hospital. On my first day, I asked a man at the door of the hospital, “Can you tell me where the court room is?” “Why?” He asked.    “I’m the judge.” Pointing to the building, he whispered, “Don’t tell them that, they’ll never let you out.”