August 11th Humor

@ Walking through a shopping mall, I noticed two women standing in front of the directory. The posted map showed the facility’s layout and had an arrow indicating “You are here”. I overheard one woman say to the other, “How do they know where we are?”

@ My wife and I were strolling through the mall and she stopped to look at some trinket on one of the kiosks. As I stood there a good-looking young girl walked by in a very form fitting dress and I watched her coming and going. My ears perked up when I heard my wife ask., “Was that worth the trouble you are in now?”

You know those women who write love letters to men in prison? Their vote counts just as much as yours.