August 11th Humor

# Early in my career as a judge, I conducted hearings for those involuntarily committed to our state psychiatric hospital. On my first day, I asked a man at the door of the hospital, “Can you tell me where the court room is?”  “Why?” he asked.    “I’m the judge.” Pointing to the building, he whispered, “Don’t tell them that, they’ll never let you out.”

@ Two teenagers were in the mall and they purchased a box of herbal tea. They looked at the box that had an idyllic scene with mountains in the distance surrounding a lake. The first girl said to the second, “that would be a wonderful place to live.” The other chimed in, “only if there was a mall nearby.”

Q: A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get in a fight, who wins?  A: Everyone else!