August 12th Humor

I always get really frustrated trying to put clothes in my wardrobe. Think I could do with some Hanger Management?

@ A man had been treated for a long time to eliminate his belief that he had a horse inside him. After years of therapy, the only option left was to have an “operation” to remove the horse. So they took the man to the hospital and put him under. When he awoke the doctor was all smiles and said “You don’t have to worry anymore” and showed the man a picture of the horse they had just taken out of him.  The man was in shock and protested, “Doc, you screwed up, that horse is an appaloosa,  I swallowed a white horse.”

* Trying to get a word in edgewise with her was like trying thread the needle on a sewing machine while it is running.