August 14 Humor

@ The husband-and-wife union family were talking saying: “We have to put an end to this exploitation by the robber barons of industry, flimflaming the working man and woman out of the fruitful rights of their labors. I’m going down to the union hall and vote strike.” She said, “Me too, should we take the Caddy or the Jag?”

You may have heard about the company in France that had a sit down strike inside the building by the union. The owner, rather fight the workers, sent in food and cases of wine through the day for the workers to enjoy. At supper time he sent another great spread and more cases of wine. Once it got dark, he hired ten prostitutes to go into the factory and entertain the men. Then he brought in the wives of the workers to see what they were doing and that ended the strike.

* George left this vale of tears and found himself at the gates of hell. He walks up to a sign that points in two directions. One side says capitalist Hell and the other says Socialist Hell.  George asked the guard what they do in Socialist hell. The guard responded; “They boil you in oil, whip you and put you on the rack.”  What do they do in Capitalist hell? The guard explained, “Pretty much the same thing.”  ” Then why is everyone in line for socialist hell?” queried George.  “Because in Socialist Hell they are constantly running out of whips and oil and the rack keeps breaking down.” came the guard’s reply.