August 14th Humor

You may have heard about the company in France that had a sit down strike inside the building by the union. The owner, rather fight the workers, sent in food and cases of wine through the day for the workers to enjoy. At supper time he sent another great spread and more cases of wine. Once it got dark, he hired ten prostitutes to go into the factory and entertain the men. Then he brought in the wives of the workers to see what they were doing and that ended the strike.

@ The husband-and-wife union family were talking saying: “We have to put an end to this exploitation by the robber barons of industry, flimflaming the working man and woman out of the fruitful rights of their labors. I’m going down to the union hall and vote strike.” She said, “Me too, should we take the Caddy or the Jag?”

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was a compulsive shopper  and was getting carried away in the store, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. He sighed, “that must be my wife checking out now.”