August 2 Humor

# One day as I was getting dressed, my dog grabbed my shirt off the bed and ran off with it, I chased the dog down the hall and down the stairs, but when I hit the throw rug I slipped and slid through the closed screen door and ended up sitting on the porch step in my underwear. Just as I was landing the mailman was walking up to deliver. He looked at me for a second and said, “I don’t know what kind of mail you were expecting, but it must be really important.”

@ John Kennedy was campaigning in a small Midwestern town and after a short speech took some time to shake hands and sign autographs. A line formed and a little red haired boy came through the line looking familiar. The president asked him, “Say, didn’t I sign this for you before?”  “Yes you did”, the boy said, “But I was hoping you could write a little plainer this time.”

* I got a great deal on a Rembrandt painting from his black velvet period. It was very educational. I did not know dogs played poker in the 16th century.